Q: What is height of forgetfulness? A: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
The fastest dialog in the world: (WC door is opening) Man inside: Heyyy! Man outside: Sorryyy!
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: "Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" "Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
Patient: "I have spent 80% of my life’s savings on doctors." Doctor: "Why didn’t you come to me earlier?"
Always be yourself. Unless you can be quiet, then be that.
What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.