Q: What is height of forgetfulness?
A: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
A: Look for sesame seed buns.
My dotor told me: "I've tow news for U; one good and the other one bad, which one do U prefer to hear first?"
I replied I prefer the good one.
Doctor: "U will die after next 24 hours!"
I told: "Then what is the bad newsrnDoctor: "I forgot to tell U yesterday!"
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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A: Women's Rights.
There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do.
Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.