There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sex suddenly she farted. I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
Man to friend: ‘I read a survey that said half the men in the UK masturbate in the shower, and the other half sing. Do you know what they sing?’ Friend: ‘No I don’t.’ Man: ‘I thought you wouldn’t.’
What do a gynecologist, and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it!
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson