What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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