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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. ‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’ Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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