Joke #2048

What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
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Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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