Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A guy tells his friends:
The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
Vote:
Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
Vote:
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
Vote:
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.
Vote:
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."