Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."