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Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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