Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
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Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.