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Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
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They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
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8.5 minutes burned processor.
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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