Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates.
The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to.
‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary.
‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.
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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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