A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.