A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...