A new army computer is put through its paces.
An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’
The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties.
It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy.
The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I’m with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.