A new army computer is put through its paces.
An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’
The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Vote:
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Vote:
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
Vote:
