Joke #3792

A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
Vote:
has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
Vote:
has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Vote:
has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Vote:
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural. 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer. 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Vote:
has 81.83 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Vote:
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Vote:
has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
Vote:
has 11.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Vote:
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
Vote:
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT