I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.