Teacher: Give me an example of animal.
Jimmy: Frog
Teacher: Give me another.
Jimmy: Another Frog.
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What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.
The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car.
The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not.
Now shut up and comb your face."