Natalie, a pretty but distraught blonde model, took her troubles to a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded.
"It's gotten so that every time a man takes me out, I wind up in bed with him. And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed all day long."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist.
"And you want me to strengthen your will power."
"Heavens, NO!" exclaimed the model.
"I want you to fix it so I don't feel guilty and depressed afterward." 
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Nothing, they’ve never met!
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She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please!
My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"
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A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
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They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
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She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?
A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
What does a Blonde say during a porno?
There I am!