How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
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A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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