How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
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A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
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A: One. Men will screw anything.
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A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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The best way to make somebody remember you is to borrow money from them.
No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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