How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
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A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
Get to know your mate.
If there's something you need to know about him, just ask him right up front.
And choose the right moment because the fellas don't like opening up.
Like, after intimacy, turn around, look him in his eye and say, "I've been wanting to know, what's your name?"
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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