How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch. With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there. "Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father. "But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits. "Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her. And the girl: "Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?"
If you see me smiling, I'm probably thinking of doing something evil. If I'm laughing, I've already done it.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.