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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, "The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."
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TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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