Joke #6339

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.

Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.

God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

A Mom goes to the store shopping. She tells to the children, "Your father will return very drunk. Undress him down to the waist and put him to sleep." "Why to the waist", the children interested. "Because your father has a large snake below and it can bite you." The mother returned and her children met her at the door, "Mom! Mom! Dad came home! We undress him all and put him to sleep." "Are you undressed him the entire", mother worried? "What happened with the snake?" "Don't worry, Mom!" proudly answered the children. "The snake was strangled with dad's belt, her eggs were trampled and the nest was burnt."

What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!

Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!