Joke #2177

How do you keep a blonde in suspense? "Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘Hello'."
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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: "Parking for drive-through customers only!"
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?  A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper.” “Just use the copier machine paper,” replied the other secretary. With that, the blonde took her last remaining blank sheet of typing paper, placed it on the photocopier and proceeded to make ten blank copies.
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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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