How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
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A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.
He started chasing after the speeder .
When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.
The cop yelled, "Pull over!"
The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
blonde asked someone what time it was, and the person told her it was 3:45.
The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself.
A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.
"What are you doing." they ask her.
So she replies "Hanging myself."
The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck."
The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!