How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “green side up!”
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “green side up!”
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled “green side up!”
The lady then asked him, “Why do you keep yelling ‘green side up’?”
“I’m sorry,” came the reply. “But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, “Can I buy that TV”
“No”
“Why not?”
“Because your a blonde.”
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red.
She returned to the electronic store and said, “Can I buy that TV?”
“No”
“Why not?”
“Your a blonde.”
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, “Can I buy that TV?”
“No”
“Why not?”
“You’re a blonde”
“How can you tell I’m a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!”
“Because that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave!”
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