Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!" "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.