Joke #4960

A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
Vote:
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends. Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?" She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag. The friend says, "Fish! Well, I'll make you a bet.If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The blonde says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."
Vote:
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Vote:
has 75.93 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
Vote:
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
Vote:
has 23.63 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
Vote:
has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
Vote:
has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Vote:
has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor