What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, "You know,it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back. The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”