Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?