Joke #2198

Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."

Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!

What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis

How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run over by the zamboni!

"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

"I like to watch the World Series. Here's what I do. I sit down and drink a few beers in my underwear and scream at the TV. That's until they throw me out of Applebees." Dave Letterman

A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.