"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?