"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.
"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
70 is a rumored cannibal but no can prove who 78
78 my ass
Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have?
I would have five dollars...
You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny...
You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Two random variables were talking in a bar.
They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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