What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
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Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math?
A: Me neither.
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me."
"Can you tell me what comes after three?"
"Four," answers little Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven," answers little Johnny.
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?"
"A jack," answers little Johnny.
Vote:
Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2?
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
