What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk.
"My head's spinning," the engineer confesses.
"How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?"
"Well, it's not even difficult.
All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math?
A: Me neither.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Why was the math textbook so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
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