What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories:
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
