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What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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Teacher: "Are you good at math?" Pupil: "Yes and no." Teacher: "What do you mean?" Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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