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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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