What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Vote:
A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents.
The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think.
After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey.
It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought.
Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time.
Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked:
"Now, bring on your cat!"
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."
Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."
Camper: "Heard what?"
Farmer: "Of cows."
Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."
Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd."
Camper: "So what? I have no secrets from cows."
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.