What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.