What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore?
A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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