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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
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A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made. The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies: "Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins".
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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