What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely, The CAT
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework!
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.