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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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