How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?
A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.
She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
