How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust.
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."