Joke #2313

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. In this moment the parrot said, "Your fly is undone." The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his zipper. The parrot said again, "Your pants have a slit back." The man blushed still more and tried to cover his ass with a hand. "Your shoelaces are untied", the parrot does not cease. The man bent down to tie his shoelaces. "Farted! ... You little fart", the parrot yelled. The man died of shame and fled from the store. At this point the mice called from their cage and said, "Coco, thanks you! You saved our lives again. You know, we'll make it up to you."
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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