So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Ronnie goes to the auction. He notices a parrot that was on auction. Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars. Auctioneer: 50 Dollars Voice: 100 Dollars Ronnie: 200 Dollars Voice: 300 Dollars Ronnie: 400 Dollars Voice: 750 Dollars Ronnie: 800 Dollars Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold. Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it." Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you.
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.