Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
A Blonde was at a gumball machine.
She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out.
The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball.
She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes.
When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".