Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
A blond whines at her mother:
Mother, I’m impregnate!
What?
Where the hell was you’re head?
What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?
A: The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.