Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across. The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across. The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across. Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says, "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says, "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The blonde says, "Well then I'll go at night."
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." "Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.