Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted
to him and during her questions about his life she asked him
how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a
hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll
show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes,
laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
"Here," she
said, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her
an almighty kick, right in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.