Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.