Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover? A: His ass!
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.