Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
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Mooney.
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A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.