Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
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A husband and wife are eating soup.
The wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
A man walks into a bar with a dog.
The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."
"You don't understand," says the man.
"This is no regular dog, he can talk."
"Listen, pal," says the bartender.
"If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks.
"The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"
"Roof!" "Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?" "Bark!"
"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!"
"I guess you've heard enough," says the man.
"I'll take the hundred in twenties."
The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."
As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Two snakes are talking.
One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?"
The other replays, "Yes,why?..."
"I just bit ma lip."