Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
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A great thing ruined by a period.
Q: Whats the definition of vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
Some newly-weds arrive to the hotel and the girl very afraid tells her husband:
"Honey, I don't know nothing of this, can you help me, please?"
I will Honey, starting from this instant, we will call your thing the prison and my thing will we call the prisoner, so... we will put the prisoner in the prison"
And they throw the first one.
and the guy is laying face up on the bed, but the girl was delighted and tells her husband:
"Love, the prisoner is outside the prison!!!"
The guy not very delighted tells her:
"Lets put him into the prison another time!!"
And the second ...but the girl is very sweet-toothed and she tells him:
"!! Honey !!!... .The prisoner is out again!!!"
The man rises, with the legs like a recently born foal.
And they throw the third!!! He is laying on the bed, exhausted and the girl says:
"!!! Honey, the prisoner escaped again!!!"
And he answers with his last breath:
"HEY !, It's not life imprisonment!!
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Did I tell you the joke about my dick?
Never mind its too long.
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs?
He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
Q: What did I do in the bed last night.
A: Your mom.
Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.
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