Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
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What are the small bumps around women’s nipples?
It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert.
'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free!
'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'
Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning.
The man strokes her back, "I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."
"Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"...
its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash.
‘What?!’ shouts the assistant.
‘Come again?!’
‘No!’ shouts back the woman.
‘This time it’s mustard!’
Q: Whats the definition of vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.