Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
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What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment?
Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
I could never fight a gay guy.
I don't know how to start.
"I'm gonna beat your ass...
I mean I'm gonna f*ck you up... no, I mean I'm stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped.
Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Dad, what happens if a condom tear?
Look at yourself...
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.