Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
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A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road.
He stops.
And he asks him:
- Hey, What happens to you?
- (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car.
- Well, don't care and buy another car.
- Look inside the car!
- Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all.
- Look inside her mouth!!!
What do you call men who use the pull out method?
Fathers.
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire.
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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