Joke #2389

Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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