Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, "I've got a huge crack." The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not f*cking hard yet."
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
Q: What is a difference between Ooooh and Aaaah? A: Only 3 inches.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home."
Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates “Who was the first man?” asked Peter. “Adam.” “That’s correct. Enter.” Soon another man came along. “Where did Adam and Eve live?” ”Eden.” “That’s correct. Enter.” Then Mother Theresa came along. “Ooh, I’ll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?” “Mmm, that IS a hard one.” “Enter.”
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"