What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.