The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette. The other lady said, 'Hey, that's a good idea. What's that called?' The lady responded, 'It's a condom.' The other lady said, 'Where can you get one of those?' She said, 'Oh, just about any grocery of drug store.' So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said, 'I need to get some condoms.' The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, 'UH, what size?' The lady responded, 'Hmm, one that would fit a camel.'
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.