The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.