There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!"
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it.
Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!"
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor.
The mother ran over and stomped on it.
The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
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A: She liked kids...
How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?"
Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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