Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
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"Hey, today we got the four of clubs.
A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy.
And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds.
I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse."
Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far.
The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless."
Bill Maher "The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq.
You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."
Bill Maher "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles.
President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick.
There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" Bill Maher.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!