Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .