Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″:
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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