Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.