Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
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A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"