Joke #8981

Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.

There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.

Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"

Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...

I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.

There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.

Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven