Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."