Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.