Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex?
She locks the car doors.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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