Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″:
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."