Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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