Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line