Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.