Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.