Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.