Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.