Joke #2516

Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...

Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.