Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.