Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.