A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.