Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.