Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.