Joke #8966

Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.