Joke #8966

Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.

YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!