Joke #8966

Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.