Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.