Joke #8966

Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."