Joke #8966

Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.