One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:
Help me, please.
I have a knife in my back.
The doctor, looking his watch says:
Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you.
Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.
But tomorrow morning I will be dead.
You must help me now.
The doctor, angrily says:
I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow.
But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead.
Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back.
The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye.
Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
Vote:
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
Vote:
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
Vote:
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
Vote:
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
Vote:
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
Vote:
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Vote:
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
Vote:
Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
Vote:
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
Vote: