Joke #2564

One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
Vote:
has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Vote:
has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it. A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning. I'm afraid you have Avain flu, Ebola, and you're positive for HIV and hepatitis." Stunned, the man asks "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?" The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of only pizza." The patient asks: "Will that really help me, doctor?" "No", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."
Vote:
has 85.16 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black humor
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
Vote:
has 24.87 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Vote:
has 81.69 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, morbid, prison, women
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
Vote:
has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
Vote:
has 66.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kids
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
Vote:
has 79.38 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
Vote:
has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Vote:
has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Vote:
has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican