Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears.
The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years.
As a reward you can make a wish."
Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage.
Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East.
This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years.
What I wish for is peace in the Middle East.
The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?"
Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK.
The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes.
I wish you would make everybody love us.
The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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