What's a bee's favourite sport?
Rugbee.
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Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?
A:Because they dribble all over the court.
What did the trampolinist say?
‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’
Tennis
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big turd in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch.
Ok boys, he said, who's shit on the ground?
Emile Heskey replied:
"Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.