What's a bee's favourite sport?
Rugbee.
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family."
Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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I play the worlds most dangerous sport.
I disagree with my wife.
Football match Romania – Russia.
Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia:
“You’ve won!
Stop.
Congratulations!
Stop.
Oil!
Stop.
Gas!
Stop...
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things.
I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care.
Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
