Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up.
What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
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One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.
Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast.
"You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."
That was too far over the limit.
She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common?
You don't look down.
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Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring time.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer?
The torturer would apologize first.
Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
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