What did the trampolinist say?
‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’
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The man responds, "I don't care.
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I call him our wonder player.
How come?
Every time he plays I wonder “why the fuck did I bothered to buy him”!
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He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there.
He responds, "No, the seat's empty."
"The first man exclaims, "What?!?
Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?"
The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together."
The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that.
Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
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Yes, but why?
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What is the noisiest game?
Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!