What did the trampolinist say?
‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’
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What can you serve that you cannot eat?
A tennis ball.
I thought I told you to lose weight.
Says the coach.
What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep?
Well, I finished it in three days!
Four men were stranded in a desert.
Suddenly, 1 of them died.
The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body.
The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver."
The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest."
The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"
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A:Telling your parents that your gay!
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him.
He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.