Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."