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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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