Joke #341

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.

I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.