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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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