Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.