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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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