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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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