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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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