Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.