Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.