Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?