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Now I have to rename my dog.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.