Joke #2729

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear in internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. Just let It go Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: "Dave... Daaaave... you're a veterinarian you sick bastard!"

So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.

The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.