Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
Because black people have no rights...
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Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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