Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
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Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
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Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
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How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
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‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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