Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
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"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
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