Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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Today was a terrible day.
My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital.
One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.
David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.
He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK.
Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died."
David: "Doctor, he didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry."
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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