Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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How did the tugboat get AIDS?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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