Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
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A man and woman are lying in bed after a disappointing bout of sex.
‘You’ve got a very small organ,’ says the woman.
The man replies, ‘Well I didn’t know I’d be playing in the Albert Hall.’
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:
- You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
- You don't have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some.
- 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
- If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning with pleasure.
- You can do the whole neighborhood.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
A man who recently had a sex-change operation was talking to his former
buddies at work about the operation.
"Was it painful?" someone asked.
"Well,"she said.
"There was one part that was extremely painful."
"I bet I know what
part was so painful," someone else said.
"I bet it was when they cut off your
balls," they said.
"No," she said.
"I was heavily sedated and didn't feel a
thing."
"Then it must have been when they cut off your pecker," another
person offered.
"No," she said.
"I was sedated then too, and didn't feel
anything."
"Then what part of the operation was so painful?"
They wanted to
know.
"Well," she said.
"After they were done cutting, they stuck a straw in
my ear and sucked out half of my brains."
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?”
And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’
Garry Shandling