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Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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