Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid. 
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One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
You put groceries in the other.
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A: Auschwitztic.
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The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.
As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
"Ask your sister"
"I don't have a..."
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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