Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic?
Cause asshole is always in front of you.
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How does a gay man fake an orgasm?
He spits on his partners back.
Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it?
Teacher: Technically. Yes.
Student: But it doesn't even taste like that...
Teacher: what?
Student: what?
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray.
She looked confused and said, "What are these for?"
I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
Q: Ever had sex while camping?
A: It's fucking intents.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner.
The brunette looks at it.
"That's definitely cum," she says.
The redhead touches it.
"That's definitely cum," she says.
The blonde takes a little taste.
"That's definitely cum, but nobody in our building."
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher.
You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.